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Dear God No

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Well, this is kinda, no, REALLY embarressing.....My 10 year old brother just saw his first boobs. :faint: And NO they were not MINE!!! :explosion: My parents, brother and I were watching Flash Dance (Which by the way was a good movie) But there was this one scene with all of these ladies working in a club and they were all like Bum, ch Bumbum, ch, walking down the tables. NAKED. :slamhead: Tristan couldnt stop staring! I literally fell off the couch in shock. I was not expecting that!! :ohmygod:


Dear God No

Nuuuuu!!! D:

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NAAA!!! I just got what I ordered off of iStyles.com for my laptop and... IT'S TOO BIG!!! :crying: So, u know me, guess what I did...Ya, that's right, I cut it to see if I could make it fit. :slamhead: And it cost me $30. Dx

Nuuuuu!!! D:

Hehe, my bad

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Hey, sorry I have'nt been on in a while. My internet had a retard moment...a week long retard moment. T_T I saw all of my watchers artwork, and I just have to say that, u guys are all great!! Keep up all of the good work guys!

Hehe, my bad

Wowwwww

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I just had my Birthday Party yesterday! xD Fun. Well, today, I just noticed that my printer has a Jashin simble on it. Im all like, "Im gonna DIE!". :noes: And then I saw a car with a Jashin simble on it too. And then I said "Oh my god, Hidan's driving that car!" :omg: And THEN when I was reading KakuHidan yaoi, I was biting myself to try to stop me from having a happy little seizure. Yes, I shake while reading yaoi. ^^; So when I finished reading my hand was bleeding. :ohmygod:

Wowwwww


School D:

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Hey kiddies, school is almost over, do u know what that means? ...Sunburns! :stab: Sorry im not usaully on. It's just that...Im sorta preoccupied. No! Not with Danny! ...Uh, ok. Ya. Uh, btw, Danny & I are...uh...ya, u get it. Now shut up! :shakefish: Well, im going to be with :iconsix-stones: almost the whole summer. Im going to miss my other friends! :bump: Well, our last school dance is tomorrow and my favorite dress is too big! :spank: And guess what the theme is...Neon. Seriously, who picks these colors?! :dead: Oh well. Hm, I guess I have nothing else to report...Oh, wait! Happy almost Birthday :icon6thegreenpepper9:!!! :love:

One of my favorite icons: :library:

My Birthday was on May 21. :brainless: When my friends said Happy Birthday im all like, "What? No it's not..." I totally forgot! xD :cake:

School D:

Thats Impossible!

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I just got the news that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack!!! Nooo! :cries: How can this be?!?! :fork: Everybody loved Mickael Jackson in a hatey sort way!! Does anybody know how he died? :noes: If u know tell me! Im intreeged....Alot of spelling errors, i know. Dont come 2 me when ur studying 4 a spelling bee...:wtf: Ya,I know.

Thats Impossible!

Death Note Meme

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Stolen from :iconsix-stones: who stole it from :iconmeeper1988: .



Light
[ ] You have a big aim in life
[ ] You hate to lose
[ ] You feel that your eyes change colors with your behavior
[x] You are obsessed. ( with apples, mostly! :giggle: )
[ ] Your intelligence is superior in comparison with another person’s. ( No, not really. :petting: )
[ ] You don’t mind hurting others as long it helps you to get to your aims. ( Never!! )
[x] You have talent to seduce the opposite gender. ( When I want to...:cough: )
Total: 2

L
[x] You love candy.
[ ] You don’t care about how you look. ( I care, alot,... )
[ ]You walk/sit curved. (Just sit, but I dont feel like marking this one, cause im lazy. :shakefish: )
[x] You are a genius. (When I want to be :reading: )
[ ] You have dark circles around your eyes. (No! I love sleeping! :sleep: ) [ ] You are very thin no matter what you eat. ( I wish!! D:[ ]You don’t have many friends and you are a total failure at love. (I have alot of friends and I luff them very much!! :huggle: )
Total: 2

Misa
[ ] You love someone blindly. ( I used to, but I realized that I would never see him again. :aww: )
[ ] You would do everything for that ‘someone’.
[ ] You dress in a very peculiar way.
[ ] You can’t tell when people are joking around with you. (Ummm, sometimes...No, i cant. T^T )
[x] You can’t handle alcohol very well. ( Ya, dont ask. )
[ ] You are very jealous.
[x] You can make people do what they don’t want to do. (Hm, sometimes...When I really want them to. >.> )
Total: 2

Mello
[x] You love chocolate. ( Um...Yes? )
[x] You were confused at least for once with the opposite gender. ( From the back...This one dude thought I was one of his guy friends and gave me a man hug from behind, then his hand hit my uh...Boob and he's all like, "Oh my god!! I am sooo sorry!! I thought I knew you!! i-I didnt meant to touch-..." And...Ya...U get it. )
[ ] You always dress dark and tight clothes.
[ ]You are always second. ( not compaired 2 my brother. :X )
[x]You have a burn/scar on your face. (More like a dent...On the corner of my eye...Lets just say I had a misshap with a building block. ^^; )
[ ] You are very intelligent, but sometimes you make mistakes. ( More like I am not observant and I accidently run into people...I dont know! :stupidme: )
[ ] Near creeps you out a little bit. ( Reminds me of my brother...:ashamed: )
Total: 3

Matt
[ ] You are always playing video games. ( I barely have any video games! :noes: )
[ ] You smoke.
[ ] You wear streaky shirts.
[x] You would do anything for your friends. ( Im loyal as hell!! :dummy: )
[ ] You use glasses that look like goggles.
[x] You are always relaxed. (I'm always relaxed...*Remembers all the times I have jumped and freeked when I got scared when people arnt even trying to scare me* ...What? Im relaxed...

Death Note Meme

No way! Im so sorry! D:

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Warning: Lotta speallling earrreors (Lots of God Damn spelling errors):censored:

Im back!!!! And stronger than ever! :sumo: Hey, im soo sorry for not being on, for, like...2 weeks.:spank: Vacation!! :party: Oh, all the events that went on...First, we blew a tire in the Arizona desert in the middle of NOWHERE!!! We waited for AAA for 2 hours. Then we left with a new tire and guess what happened 20 minutes later...We blew another tire. Ya, that's right. It was 110 outside and we had to wait another 2 hours for AAA to come back! :fork: And THEN guess what happened! I GOT THE BLUE SCRENE OF DEATH!!!!!! :onfire: Nuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooo!!!!! (I was so angery, I was happy) Kinda like this. :woohoo: (For those of u who dont know what the BLUE SCRENE OF DEATH is, it's when Windows hasnt been updated and it starts to interfere with the camera in your laptop and then you GET A BLUE SCRENE!!!...OF DEATH!) Well, at least that's what happened 2 me. And let me mind u that this is just the first day of camping. Well, alot of...CRAP happened and I got bit by bugs over 35 times. :ohnoes: Yes, I counted. Im pretty shure that I touched poisen ivey too cause it itches!!!! It hurts soooo BAD!!!!! :crazy: *scratches arm off* Woops...But, im pretty shure you didnt want to hear about my camping trip, but, oh well. U'll live. :| Overall it was fun, I love vacation. A really odd part of me craves pain and adrenalin...But dont u worry about that. FFFuck, now my mom is here to teach me about, un, nnnu, naaaa! SSSpanish and New Music... And my dog is sticking her butt in my face. :wtf: I'll finish this journal later.


*30 minutes later* Ok, on to talking. Dont, worry, I only have one other thing to say. I went to a raceway with my summercamp and I went into the bathroom (to pee, obviously) and this worker said, "um, im sorry, this is the girls room." I was like, :wtf: and pointed to my chest and walked into a stall. (I just got a new haircut, chin length and long bangs that almost cover my eyes.) I aparently look like a dickless man.

ERROR: Mucho cussalot :dummy:


No way! Im so sorry! D:

Devious Journal Entry

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Stolen from :iconlazyt90:.

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee. (I love coffee!!!) :D
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[x] You know how to change the oil in a car. (I like getting dirty!) :shrug:
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[ ] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself. (What kind of ffffreeken' person would I be if I didnt know how?)
[ ] You think politics are interesting. (I only understand 2 words out of there 20 word sentences.) :ashamed:

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[ ] You show up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention. :wtf:
[x] You have forgotten your own birthday. :party: (Most of the time, ya) :stupidme:
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.(It's relaxing) ^^;
[ ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up. (Hell no!) :spank:
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week. :ahoy: (Yes, pirates drink coffee.)

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[x] When you say you're going to do something you usually do it.
[x] You can mow the lawn. (I mow the lawn at a speed of 30 mile an hour)
[ ] You study even when you don't have to. (I dont even study when I have to.) :noes:
[x] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 13

[ ] You can spell experience, without looking it up. :bucktooth:
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (They'd only know that if they stalked me...Or if I wore a name tag...)
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out. (Yeessssss)
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said. (Im all like, 'What?' And then they say it again, and I still dont get it.)
[1\2] You can type pretty quick. xD

TOTAL SO FAR: 15.5

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment. (I have a job?!)
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach. (Yay! Shark attack!)
[ ] You use the internet every day.
[ ] You have been outside of the Taiwan/Australia 3 or more times.
[x] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL: 18...And a half

Grand totel: 18.5

This old lady just had a heart attack! :granny: And she's still smiling!

My dog just bit my bellybutton.

Devious Journal Entry

Warning: Really long!!

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Stolen from :iconcarlygoesrawr:
God, I used, like, no emotion icons. T^T Sorry about that, but its 9:30 and I have 2 go 2 the beach tomorrow. So, 2 bad.
Dare you 2 read the whole thing. >:3

[ ] I am shorter than 5'0
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[x] wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo. (I want one, though)
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.

[x] I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses Only at school to cover my nose ring.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings. (Im thinking of getting a 3 piercing cause the other 4 are infected with tissue)
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old
[ ] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school (Well, not right now, its summer!)
[ ] I have a job
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school. (Stomic flu! Yay!)
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years (Pff, ya, right. .3.)
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[x] I've stolen something from my job/school (If ChildCare counts, then ya. Were watching you Mrs.Katchmar!!) *Still*
[ ] I've been fired. (Im on fire!)

Embarrassment
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. (Thats...dumb)
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've peed from laughing. *facepalm*
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something. (My other hand) T^T
[ ] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone. (My left arm is wimpy...I broke my wrist bones and I had to wear a full arm cast.) ^^;
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[Maybe] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.
Yay, one!...And a maybe!

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (More like 800 miles...And I couldnt feel my butt for the rest of the day)
[x] I've been on a plane (YES >D)
[x] I've been to Canada.
[x] I've been to Mexico. (If seeing Mexico counts, then ya.)
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan. (I wish! D: )
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. :wtf: (That is totally random, srsly)
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city. (Big city, ok?) *is not really that big*
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ ] I've seen a meteor shower
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. (I dont think people want to see me in my boxers and a tanktop)
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. (My one weekness)
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (No kids for you!) >:)
[x] I've been to a casino. (Um, ya...Im secretly 24) xD
[ ] I've been skydiving. (I want to!)
[x] I've gone skinny dipping. (Under the stars. ^^) :iconsix-stones: x3
[x] I've played spin the bottle. (Who the hell hasnt?)
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour. (Major case of diareah!) :noes:
[x] I've crashed a car. (If by car, you mean plastic kiddie car)
[x] I've been Skiing. (I fell on my face)
[x] I've been in a play. (I had to, nnna, nnuuuu,ggggg. SSSING!)
[ ] I've met someone in person from my-space.
[x] I've caugh...

Warning: Really long!!

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