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1. Do you think Brenna is a virgin?
- I realllly hope so! :puke:

2. Name something you have in common with Taylor?
- We both like yaoi...>.>

3. If Emma and Kathy teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
- Kathy would be running around hurting people and Emma would be drawing in a corner...So basically, nothing.

4. What if you found out that Brooke was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Taylor?
- I would scream and plead for mercy...Who ever knew Brooke was the alien?! And Taylor? I wouldnt be suprised. xD

5. What do you think about Kathy?
- Hm...I dont really know what to think. O_o

6. Will Anna eat those green eggs and ham?
- She better! (I made them myself!)

7. What do you think of Carly?
- A gil with ADHD and markers...oh the fun she will have x3

8. What would you do if Brittney and Kathy were going out?
- There lez?! *faints* Well, that's ok with me! ^^

9. Who would win in a duel, Candice or Melody? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
- Umm... I think they would choose a Your Mama fight...And of coarse, Candice would win...Cause my dog cant talk xD

10. What's your fondest memory of Melody?
- Well, she did lick my tongue this one time...so, yeah.

P.S. If u didnt already notice, Melody is my dog...Cause that would be disgusting if I let one of my friends lick my tongue. O_o


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I Like Being Tagged!! x3

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Tagged by :iconhidan-is-mine: i guess...

RULES: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it's because I want to know more about you.


1. I LOVE yaoi *drools*

2. I really want a laptop :typerhappy:

3. I like reading about sex <.>.> (dosent everyone?) x3

4. I go through ur stuff when ur not looking

5. This one time I listened to an old lady pee in the bathroom. I was all like, "Go, go, go!" :eager:

6. I sing when im alone (im an ok singer...i dont like to brag)

7. I try to always help my friends, it's rare that im the one in a fight

8. Sometimes I just look at myself in a mirrior. and no, I am not narcissistic!! D:

9. I secretly like hurting people and being scared

10. I like glomping people! :glomp:

11. I crack my knuckles A LOT C:
12. I accidently kissed one of my friends...and it was a girl O_o

13. I am very emotional and get hurt easily

14. I see the reason behind peoples actions

15. Tall people r cool...but then again, everybody is taller than me x.x

16. I wish my boobs acually fit into a size A bra T_T

17. Last time I checked, I weighed 138 pounds! :strip:

18. Wolver r cool! x3

19. I like learning about the human heart

20. I want a boyfriend real bad! :smooch: :jackdirt:
21. I usaully only eat 2 meals a day... I dont like to eat dinner

22. I HATE MOTHER FUCKING ESSAYS

23. I cuss...but not as much as Hidan

24. I am an athiest. No God 4 me!

25. I have a peni-. Wait, no I dont!... Just kidding xDDD

Some of these facts might shock my friends x3

I dont know 25 people, so i'll just tag my peeps and anyone who reads this! ^^

:icongrey-stripes: :iconsix-stones: :icon6thegreenpepper9:

I Like Being Tagged!! x3

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Stolen from :iconsix-stones: who stole it from :iconmeeper1988:'s journal.


PERSONAL
Name:
Camila (ca-MEE-la)

Nickname:
Cami

Place of birth:
California

Current location:
California

Heritage:
Cuban, Irish, Chinese and Native American

Hair Color:
A mix of brown, red and blonde

Eye Color:
greenish brown

Tattoo:
None

Piercings:
Ears (2 on each ear) ^^

Zodiac Sign:
Gemini

FAVORITES
Band/Singer:
Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Skillet, Jem, Imogen Heap, Evanescene, Green Day, Seether, Kerli,

Song:
FMLYHM- Seether

Movie:
Hayao Miyazaki moviesss!!!

Disney Movie:
I HATE DISNEY >:V

TV Show:
Spongebob Squarepants, Invader Zim, Naruto, Death Note, Fairly Oddparents, Family Guy, Simpsons, Superjail!,
Full House, TDI, Psyche and most of the showes on the Discovery and History channel

Color:
Orange & green

Food:
Pai-Thai-Noodles

Pizza Topping:
Canadian bacon

Ice-Cream Flavor:
im not very picky

Drink (Alcohol):
I've only tried some Wine, and i didnt really like it.

Soda:
Mountain Dew x3

Store:
Barnes & Noble, Borders, Target, any Music or Manga store

Season:
Spring

Month:
May @_@

Holiday/Festival:
Christmas

Flower:
the nice smelling ones...i usaully get my face all full of pollen, though...eww! Flower sperm!!!! :slamhead:

Make-up Item:
Im too beautiful for makeup! xD jk.

Board Game:
well, like Taboo and Twister, do those count?

Comedian:
Dane Cook and the old dead dude...

Radio Station:
93.1, 95.5 and some other stuff that i cant remember right now

Animal:
Wolves

Magazine:
Ranger Rick, go go!!! (I dont order it anymore..im too old) :no:

Scent:
wellll...i like the fruity stuff that popular girls spray too much in the locker room

Starbucks Drink:
STARBUCKS?!?!:boing: they give me growing pains! But I still like them >_
THIS OR THAT
Pancakes or French Toast:
Pancakes WITH French Toast (Ha! Take that u French people!)

Sunny or Rainy:
Rainy

Chocolate or Vanilla:
FRENCH Vanilla (What's with me and French?!)

Fruit or Veggie:
Fruit

Night or Day:
Night

Sweet or Sour:
Sweet

Love or Money:
Money :drool:

Phone or in Person:
Person

Looks or Personality:
Personality

Coffee or Tea:
...COFFEE!!!!!

Hot or Cold:
Cold

Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn:
Salted

Sugar or Salt:
Sugar

Conservative or Wild Party Animal:
Depends where I am. If it's a person's house I hate, I would like to leave a little something 4 there parents...im so evil xD

Hamburger or Hot-Dogs:
Bleck! Neither...

Window or Aisle Seat:
Dosent matter

Looks or Personality:
Didnt I answer that ealier?

Black or White:
Black

Red or Blue:
Red

Rain or Thunderstorms:
The Thunderstorm would be nothing without the rain

Snow or rain:
Snow

Sunrise or Sunset:
Sunrise

Sun or Moon:
Moon

Beach or Mountains:
Mountains


YOUR
Goal for this year:
To get better clothes (Mine are all old) T_T

Most missed memory:
I dont really miss any, im glad they came, and when I look back to them I smile and laugh

Best physical feature:
<.>.> My butt xD

First thought waking up:
Today's gonna be a great day!

Hypothetical personality disorder:
what does that mean? o.o

Prefered type of plastic surgery:
I had plastic surgery?!

Sesame Street alter ego:
Cookie Monster! How I miss thee!

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Hey, I just thought that I would post these videos on here so I could come back and watch them any time I wanted, but u can watch them too!!! (U better watch them)


- [link] I really like this song >.>

- [link] Awww...Cute

- [link] Hehe...This is the rest of the other video. I didnt feel like finding the whole video xP

- [link] _
- [link] xD Funny

- [link] Aw, this is cute :smooch:

- [link] I like the beginging and the end the best...hehe

- [link] *gasp* Near is ur father?!?!

- [link] he acts like the cookie monster xP

- [link] I was laughing so hard that I cried!! I love this one!

- [link] 9 seconds! xDD

- [link]
- [link] Light kills the bunnie!!! Noo!!

- [link] The last second is what ur waiting for x3

- [link] The last second is the best part

- [link] What did he cut off?!

- [link] This is really creepy, i suggest u dont watch it >.>

- [link] THIS.IS.AMAZING!!!!!!!!!! YAOI!!

- [link] Aww, poor Mello. Ya, I know it dosent have sound, but still,it's cute. BTW, I dont like Mello&Near!! >:V

- [link] Yay, I get to watch someone draw Pain. xD

- [link] I like the first and last ones the best throughout the next four videos. :D

- [link] #2 Sasuke jumps off a boat! >:D

- [link] #3

- [link] #4

- [link] I love this video. My cousins & I found it while playing around on YouTube. xD

- [link] You just said the 'f' word! ...What? Jew?

- [link]...

videos


I think im going to throw up

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I GOT MY LAPTOP ON FRIDAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:typerhappy:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But im not allowed to use it till June. *goes insane* DAMN U DAD!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!! :slap: Nah, i would never damn my dad to hell, but im really pissed .3. I even got a cool wireless mouse that is arched and thin... and it folds up! Its amazing! Now, lets see...Everything all together was...$1,833. *just notices* Humnia, humnia, humnia....MY MONEY!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!! *slams head into wall* Im broke :faint:

I think im going to throw up

Music Meme =3

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Um, this meme kinda looks the same as the other one I did a while ago. But...Im doing it anyway, so meh. xD Stolen from :iconsix-stones: who stole it from :icontwo-toned-wanderer:.

Rules:
1. Open your library
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits:
Crazy - Jem

Waking Up:
Loneliness - Annie Lennox (Im depressed, i guess)

First Day At School:
You - Breaking Benjamin

Childhood:
Go All The Way(Into The Twilight) - Perry Farrell ( But im still a virgin!:faint: )

Falling In Love:
Skin - Breaking Benjamin (We... touch eachother?)

Fight Song:
Twisted- Annie Lennox (I am flexible!)

Breaking Up:
Legend In My Living Room - Annie Lennox (Do we break up in my living room?! I would be all like, slap, slap, slap! :slap: Just kidding. I would never hurt anyone.)

Prom:
Haunted - Evanescence (Do I get kidnapped r something? O_o)

Life:
Keep On Walking - Jem (Cause im that kind of person):clap:

College:
Loose Ends - Imogen Heap (College is going to be hard 4 me, i guess) :shrug:

High School:
With You - Linkin Park (Yay, Friends!) :glomp:

Mental Breakdown:
Walking On Air - Kerli (Wow, I have pretty bad meltdowns) :begone:

Driving:
Headstrong - Trapt (Im a reckless driver! Watch out!!) :sprint:

Flashback:
From The Inside - Linkin Park (Pretty sad flashback.)

Getting Back Together:
Papercut - Linkin Park (Im angry at u!! :heartbreaker: U butt! Dx)

Wedding:
Away - Breaking Benjamin (I dont even show up to my own wedding...I have problems)

Birth of Child:
Good Enouf - Evanescence (My child is just 'good enouf'? What kind of mother am I?!)

Final Battle:
I Always Knew - Jem (I always knew his secret...My husband was a woman!!!How do I know this?...I didnt see a d***, that's why.)

Death Scene:
Buritto - Seether xDDD

Funeral Song:
Call Me When Your Sober - Evanescence (U cant call me! U killed me with ur d***less crotch!!!) :noes:

End Credits:
Hello - Evanescence (Wow, my life was pretty messed up) :slamhead:


Anyone who wants to can do this :invisible:

Music Meme =3

MEME!!! xD

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1. Are you wearing any kind of undies?
Why, yes. Thanks 4 asking ^^ :blowkiss:
2. What color?
Well, at first, they were white, then they were brown...Nah, JK!! xD Their a pretty orange color.
3. Are they comfy?
Yers. There like little 2 inch pants! :3
4. Do you keep things in your undies?
What kind of things? >.>
5. If so, what?
...HAIRY THINGS!! ...Did I seriously just say that?!
6. If not, why not?
Because. xP
7. Do you wish to claim someone elses undies?
Hell NO! wait, lemme think...No
8. Have you ever worn undies that are supposed to be worn by the opposite sex?
Yes...Their comfy *drool* Why do guys always get the underwair that dosent give them wedgies?!
9. Do you want to be the opposite sex?
Um...no. O_o
10. If so, Why?
I dont want a third leg!! D:11. If not, why?
Cause we get better clothes. Naaaah. :lick:
12. It's half past midnight. Not a question. Dont' answer.
5:37 is the new 12:30!!
13. What are you going to number this? 12? Or 13?
12!!
14. Why?
Cause, 12 is my favorite number besides 2.
15. Skip this number.
Never!!!! :stab:
16. But call this one 16.
but, why? :cries:
17. How many numbers are you at?
Who wants to know? <.>18. What's one thing you love about me?
You know what I love about you :paranoid:
19. Are you going to tag anyone else?
YEAH!
20. Do you want Naruto to perform a shadow clone jutsu during sex?
*twitch, twitch*
21. If so, why do you want to sex Naruto? You pedo.
EWWW! It's a Naruto!!! :puke:
22. I'd hit it... when he does the sexy no jutsu...
Ew, i'd never tough that thing!
23. This one should be numbered 22
No it shouldnt :giggle:
24. Are you having fun yet?
Not with u.
25. How many questions should this be?
How do I count to 9?
26. Do you think I give a shit about your opinion?
*sniffle* Im so offended :cries:
27. What was the last movie you watched?
Australia
29. What happened to 28?
U scared it away! Oh, great job, ass tard! :spank:
30. What's your favorite song?
I listen to what I think is my favorite song too much, then it gets boring...sad, I know :C
31. Do you have a significant other?
Gimmie!!
32. Bye.
Bye now, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
( Maybe I will >.> )
I stoled this from :iconsix-stones: who stole it from :iconmeeper1988:.

MEME!!! xD

I'M HALF DUDE?!

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stolen from :iconakatsuki123me: who stole it from :iconfrostious: who stole this from :iconsunarashi-hime: xD

YOUR BOY SIDE:
[y] you love hoodies
[y] you love jeans
[y] dogs are better than cats (Hell yeah!!) :hump:
[y] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall (Yay! Pain!) :boogie:
[y] you've played with/against boys on a team
[y] shopping is torture (well, sometimes)
[n] sad movies suck
[n] you own a XBOX
[y] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid (Vrooooom!) xD
[y] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter (I just wanted to run into fires) :slamhead:
[y] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega
[n] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[y] you watch sports on TV (With meh Daddy) >.>
[y] gory movies are cool (As Taylor would say, 'Yay! Violence!' )
[n] you used to go to your dad for advice (My Dad is cool and all, but I dont think I would want to talk about...*ahem!* with my Dad T_T)
[y] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport (Soccer!!!!):sprint:
[y] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[y] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[n] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people (I love sleepovers!) :P
[y] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[n] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[y] sports are fun
[y] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth (Apples):drool:
[n] you sleep at night with your socks on (My feet get really hot...But for some reason, my hands r always
freezing!):shrug:
[y] you have fished at least once
TOTAL = 18...18?!?!?! :spin:
YOUR GIRL SIDE
[n] you like to shop
[n] you wear eyeliner
[n] you wear the color pink (what the hell?!)
[y] you go to your mom for advice (My Dad is just all like .......what?)
[n] you consider cheerleading a sport (i dont want dudes looking up my skirt) D:[n] you hate wearing all black ( D: what are you saying?! )
[n] you like going to the mall (The Mall scares me) >.>
[y] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures (yessss......they put this warm pink stuff on your legs. Wow, that sounds like cum. xDDD)
[n] you like wearing jewelry (sometimes, it dependes xP)
[n] you cried watching The Notebook
[n] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe (I get rashes) T_T
[n] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[n] you don't like the movie Star Wars (Not very realistic, so I really didnt get hooked, but i'll still watch them and act like I like them, cause i'll be all like, 'NOO! U dumb bastred! Dont u in hell go in there!!!!!):fork:
[n] you are/were in gymnastics
[n] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed (Not really...)
[y] you smile a lot more than you should (I love smiling!)
[y] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes (I have a million!)
[y] you care about what you look like majority of the time (My hair, mostly)
[n] you like wearing dresses (Dresses give me gas)xDDDD Jk!
[y] you like wearing body spray (Then I smell nice!) ^^
[y] you like high heel shoes (I like them, but my feet r really sensitive)
[y] you used to play with dolls as a kid (I would take the haeds off my Brats dolls and put them on my other toys) xD
[n] you like putting makeup on others
[n] you like being the star of almost everything (I dont like being in the spotlight)
Total = 7 HOL...

I'M HALF DUDE?!

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Stolen from :iconsix-stones: who stole it from :iconnatsuruby:.


Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
DON'T CHEAT.

How does the world see me? : Im Not Over - Carolina Liar (Aww, the world loves me...Wait, did I break up with the world?!... Im not over u either!!) :crying:

Will I have a happy life? : Dragostea Din Tei (Origional Romanian Version) - O-ZONE (Is that a yes?) :bucktooth:

What do people really think of me? : Here I Am (Come And Take Me) - Seal (I feel so...wanted) ^^

Do people secretly lust after me? : When You Are Near - Carolina Liar (Do I turn u on? :blushes:)

How can I make myself happy? : Tusk - Fleetwood Mac (Im gonna get myself impailed apon an Elephant for fun?!)

What should I do with my life? : Mad - Ne-Yo (Im ANGRYYYY!!!):explosion:

Will I ever have children? : Holiday - Green Day (im gonna have sex on a holiday?!) :smooch:
What is some good advice for me? : Forgotten Years - Midnight Oil (Did I have a bad YEAR?)

What do I think my current theme song is? : Another One Rides The Bus - "Weird Al" Yankovic (Weee!)

What song will play at my funeral? : Free - Seal (Aw, I like that) :floating:

What type of men/women do you like? : Taco Grande - "Weird Al" Yankovic (I like em big):ohmygod: (And older...) >.>

What is my day going to be like? : I Dont Wanna Stop - Ozzy Osbourne (...Wow. What the hell was I doing?)

Why am I here? : Wake Me up When September Ends - Green Day (Im in September! Duh!)

What will people remember me for? : The Scientist - Coldplay (What kind of scientist?) :O_o:

What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow? : Put A Smile Upon Your Face - Coldplay (No! ...U! U did this!) D:
Are there people outside waiting to take me away? : I've Been Loving You Too Long - Seal (RAPER!!! *sucks in a whole bunch of air* RAPERRR!!!!!!) :jawdrop: :noes:

What will this year be all about? : The Only Difference Martydom and Suicide is Press Coverage - Panic! At The Disco (Im gonna commit suicide?!?!) :innocent:

Click here to find out! :3

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What kind of Nerd are you?
Check all boxes that apply and add up your scores.

[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga. (Hell ya) :stab:
[ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise. (What kind of anime person would I be if I didnt?!?!?!) :noes:
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before. (Yessss...) :blushes:
[x] You have cosplayed. (well, not live)
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention. (Damn, now u reminded me that I wanted to go T_T)
[x] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[x] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character. *hisses* (Sasukeeee) :slap:
[x] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew. (I know a guy who knows a guy who has the same name as Tobi. Does that count?)
[x] You enjoy drawing anime. (Not very good at drawing, but still) :shakefist:
[x] People know you as the 'anime' person. (They know me as AN anime person, but not THE anime person...Yes, there is a difference.) xP
[x] You know that it is pronounced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled. (All thankx to Kenny! :iconsix-stones: knows about em'. Ask her.) :hug:

ANIME/MANGA NERD: 11/15

ART NERD:

[x] You like art.
[ ] You actually consider yourself an artist. (Hell NOOOOO!!!)
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have a favorite brand.
[x] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[ ] You give people your drawings as gifts. (If I was 2 give someone my art, it would be as an insult) :nod:
[ ] People actually ask for your drawings.
[ ] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school. (Ya, the art wrong-doer) xD
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or ' pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[x] You have taken an art class outside of school. (umm, it was a program that my school suggested)
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist. (If I did, I wouldnt get enouf money to even be a hobo. U know how rich they are.) :begone:
[ ] Your school papers are always covered in doodles. (Only if I really hate that teacher)xD
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[ ] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.

ART NERD: 4/15

VIDEO GAME NERD:

[x] You play video games. :typerhappy:
[ ] You own more than 4 different video game systems.
[ ] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[ ] You play video games every day.
[ ] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[ ] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3/iPod
[ ] You love to talk about video games.
[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.(Dont judge me. T_T)
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[ ] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends. (Never! :O)
[ ] Your gaming system is in your room, not counting portable things like a DS.
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[ ] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[x] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game. (If u know the cheats, then the game isnt fun.)

a QUIZZZZZZ!!! O:

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