Me loves da cookie lady

November 5, 2010, 8:23 pm

MY friend tagged meh!

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm allergic to your face. I think I realized it when I started computer hacking school while shaving my legs and I saw you murder my mom.I'm sure you're stupid enough to understand I saw your grandparents go to the strip club. I'm returning your drivers license to you, but I'll keep my right toe as a memory. You should also know that sexy people burned your paycheck.

I stole your virginity!!!
Cami the hobbit

1. What's the colour of your hair?
Brown - I'm allergic to your face
Red - I agree with the crazy people
White - I'm your new Boss
Black - There's cake on your face
blond - I want to go steady
Grey - You're bitter
Other - I'm stalking you

2. Which is your birth month?
January - While shoe shopping
February - As I stared at your mothers creepy smile
March - when I knew I was single
April - When I shot your dog
May - When I started computer hacking school
June - When your toe jam exploded
July - As I cloned you
August - When I noticed I was a human
September - As my cat drove me to school
October - As I showered with your girlfriend
November - When I thanked you for not killing me
December - When I told you Santa doesn't exist on your 10th birthday

3. Which food do you prefer?
Ice cream - While brushing my teeth
Pancakes - As your father complained
Pasta - while shaving my legs
Hamburgers - While jumping from an airplane
Hot wings - next to you in bed
Hot dogs - While spinning hoolahoops
Poutine - As I took you to jail
Tacos - While kissing your boyfriend
Cotton Candy - As I posed in front of your baby sitter
Other- While yawning in your face

4. What's the colour of your computer/ laptop/ whatever?
Yellow - Think about
Red - lick
Black - Murder
Blue - make silly faces at
Purple - can can with
White - fall in love with
Grey - shoo'd a garbage can away from
Brown - step in turd with
Orange - sleep with
Pink - fishing with
clear - in an eating contest with
Other - pick a fight with

5. What's the colour of your pants?
Black - My mom
White - My best friend
Grey - Lady Gaga
Brown - Santa Claus
Purple - My brother
Orange - An Annoying Orange
Pink - My 2 year old cousin
Red - A screw driver
Blue - A parked car
Yellow - Your next blind date
Other - The tattoo artist

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV/ youtube?
Hetalia - Gentle
Inuyasha - Lost
Corner gas - squeamish
Just for laughs - horrified
Family guy - creeped out
Pokemon - stupid
Digimon -important
Yugioh - unappreciated
Simpsons - special
Disney movies - weird
Other- offensive

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - Why pants can fly
Sad - That no one likes you
Bored - I'm married to your grandmother
Angry - that you kissed a boy and liked it
Depressed - The heart transplant failed
Excited - You lost your virginity
Nervous -How much money you lost last night
Worried - you bullied me in elementary school
secure - I finally shaved my pits
Ashamed - I saw your grandparents go to the strip club
Cuddly - I'm in love with your dad
Overjoyous - I'm good in bed
Other - I'm still 5 years old

8. What's the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your father
Yellow - your drivers license
Red - Polly pocket knives
Black - Your kinky whip
Blue - Your will
Green - your Parachute
Orange - the frilly dresses
Brown - your puppy
Grey - your nostrils
Purple - The coke machines
Pink - your Dollie collection
Other - fake gold

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - your sister
C/D - my right toe
E/F - Your dead hamster
G/H - your car insurance
I/J - wearing underwear
K/L - my face
M/N - your birthday presents
O/P - my butt
Q/R - the egg salad
S/T - your pillowcase
U/V - the table boogers
W/X - your jock strap
Y/Z - your butt cheek

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Lady Gaga
C/D - lettuce
E/F - sexy people
G/H - horny grandmothers
I/J - a few good men
K/L - geniuses
M/N - random fish tanks
O/P - stuffed animals
Q/R - peeping toms
S/T - nude people
U/V - Rats
W/X - men in dresses
Y/Z - magic sticks

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- find you awkward
Beer - make great burritos

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November 5, 2010, 8:23 pm

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November 16, 2010, 8:32 pm

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Stolen from my good friend

Yay! Meme Tiem!

Month:
[ ] January - I kicked
[ ] February - I kissed
[ ] March - I touched
[ ] April - I crushed
[x] May - I wacked
[ ] June - I stabbed
[ ] July - I attacked
[ ] August - I slapped
[ ] September - I scared
[ ] October - I punctured
[ ] November - I scratched
[ ] December - I hurt

Day of birth
[ ] 01 - Feliciano Vargas (Italy Veneciano/ N. Italy)
[ ] 02 - Ludwig (Germany)
[ ] 03 - Kiku Honda (Japan)
[ ] 04 - Alfred F. Jones (America)
[ ] 05 - Arthur Kirkland (England)
[ ] 06 - Yao Wang (China)
[ ] 07 - Ivan Braginski (Russia)
[ ] 08 - Francis Bonnefoy (France)
[ ] 09 - Matthew Wiliams (Canada)
[ ] 10 - Toris Laurinaitis (Lituania)
[ ] 11 - Eduard von Bock (Estonia)
[ ] 12 - Raivis Galante (Latvnia)
[ ] 13 - Lovino vargas (Italy Romano/ S. Italy)
[ ] 14 - Antonio Fernández Carriedo (Spain)
[ ] 15 - Gilbert Beilschmidt (Prussia)
[ ] 16 - Feliks Łukasiewicz (Poland)
[ ] 17 - Heracles Karpusi (Greece)
[ ] 18 - Sadık Adnan (Turkey)
[ ] 19 - Tino Väinämöinen (Finland)
[ ] 20 - Berwald Oxenstierna (Sweden)
[x] 21 - Vash Zwingli (Switzerland)
[ ] 22 - Peter kirkland (Sealand)
[ ] 23 - Im Yong Soo (South Korea)
[ ] 24 - Roderich Edelstein (Austria)
[ ] 25 - Elizabeta Héderváry (Hungary)
[ ] 26 - Natalia Arlovskaya (Belarus)
[ ] 27 - Gupta Muhammad Hassan (Egypt)
[ ] 28 - Holy Roman Empire
[ ] 29 - Denmark
[ ] 30 - Island
[ ] 31 - Norway

Favorite Color: (In his/her)
[ ] Red - Eyes
[x] Orange - Legs
[ ] Yellow - Head
[ ] Green - chest
[ ] Blue - "Vital Regions"
[ ] Turquoise - Knee
[ ] Violet - Arms
[ ] Pink - Heart
[ ] Brown - Feet
[ ] Gray - Eyebrows
[ ] Black - Butt
[ ] White - Nose

Zodiacal Sign: (With a)
[ ] Aries - Plush
[ ] Taurus - Spoon
[x] Geminis - Book
[ ] Cancer - Tortoise
[ ] Leo - Fork
[ ] Virgo - Bucket
[ ] Libra - Shoe
[ ] Scorpius - Scissors
[ ] Sagittarius - Pillow
[ ] Capricorn - Cup
[ ] Acuario - Fish
[ ] Pisces - Knife

Color of the shirt you're wearing: (Because...)
[ ] Red - I'm insane
[x] Orange - I like squirrels
[ ] Yellow - I wanted to
[ ] Green - It was my destiny
[ ] Blue - My mother told me to
[ ] Turquoise - I love pasta!
[ ] Violet, or Purple - I'm bored
[ ] Pink - I'm a princess
[ ] Brown - I love Chocolate
[ ] Gray - I'm very sad
[ ] Black - I'm emo
[ ] White - I like it
[ ] None - I'm invisible

Really:
I WACKED SWITZERLAND IN HIS LEG WITH A BOOK BECAUSE I LIKE SQUIRRELS!!!

lol, what i wish it would have been:
I KISSED ITALY IN HIS CHEST WITH A FISH CAUSE IT WAS MY DESTINY!!!!!!!!
hey fish! it was my turn!!

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I finished Lord Of The Rings!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

WHY?!?! Why-hy-hy-hy-hy-hy?!?!?! *sniffle* Wahhhhh! I miss you Pippin

, Merry

, Sam

, Frodo

, Aragorn

, Gimli

, Legolas

, Gandolf

, Boromir

, Faramir

, Wormtoung, Sauron

, Sauramon, Elrond, Bilbo

, Bill, Rosie, Elanor, the old gaffer, the Tooks AND EVERYONE ELSE I DIDNT MENTION!!!!

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November 26, 2010, 6:03 pm

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November 27, 2010, 6:00 pm

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Outcast
[ ] You don't have very many friends. ~pffft
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name. ~I mean, come on! who can forget Billybobjobob?
[ ] You were always picked last for kickball. ~our school dosent even play kickball!
[ ] You don't like to talk a lot.
[/] You tend to avoid mass social activities.
[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[/] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[x] Your friends have blown you off before.~ this one time i invited one of my friends over and they never showed up D:
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes. ~HAHAHA
[ ] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you. ~ who could forget Billybobjobob?!
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange. ~only if you find hanging out with my family and pissing in the woods strange
[ ] People don't find you friendly.
[ ] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype. ~I dont hate anyone!
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.
Total = 3

Party Girl/Boy
[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.

[ ] You party every other weekend.
[ ] ...Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school. ~ Frat houses are for sex, not college! Duh
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion. ~i like beer, but i dont like Bong

[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state... world.
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to. ~Hell yeas
[ ] You've hooked up at parties. ~I'd hook myself up in a closet if i answered yes to this
[x] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk. ~On life
[ ] You've partied all night. ~straight into next week bby
[ ] You've snuck out of the house to party.
[ ] Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[ ] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing. ~other people
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before. ~into a building
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party. ~Who hasent?! oh, right. me.
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much. ~Water
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party. ~Going to the party in the first place
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.
Total = 1

Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[1/3] You have a obsession with dinosaurs, robots, and Pokemon. ~lol, only pokemans
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[/] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of. ~Does George Winston count?
[ ] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows. ~i accesorize with kitties
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[ ] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
[/] You enjoy photography. ~DA YEAH
Total = .83 YES
Prep
[ ] You pop the collar.
[ ] You won't go near the "goths".
[x] You own at least one thing from a designer store.

[ ] You are very clean cut.
[/] You are squeamish. ~i dun like ticks, or fleas...or mosquitos.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume.
[x] You have a lot of money. ~

[ ] You know who LC is.
[/] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite stores are Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic.
[ ] (Girls...

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Damn you Cookie

November 27, 2010, 6:00 pm

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yess!

1. Post these rules.
2. Each tagged person must put 10 things about themselves in their journal.
3. At the end you have to tag 10 people and post their icons in the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send them a message that you tagged them.
5. No tag backs!

1. As you all know, im in love with Lord Of The Rings!!!

2. In love with Celtic folk, Ireland, Scotland, U.K.
3. Curly hair!
4. George Winston is my favorite pianist
5. I like to sing calming songs when im alone

6. Absolutly HATE anime

7. Love nature and photography
8. Find family, friends and my life more important than playing video games and being on the compooter

9. CHICKENS
10. HOBBITS

Baaaah... I tag

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April 16, 2011, 6:02 pm

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so,

tagged me... so yeah

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. (well, a guy likes me and his friends are like HERPA DERP you have a girlfriend...but NOT REALLY HIS GIRLFRIEND)
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends. (too many to count)
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard ( my neighbors do, does that count?)

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. (in or out of school?)
[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room. (well, my compooter broke cause my brother threw a jellybean at it. AND NAW I HATE WHITE JELLYBEANS)
[ ] You have never been beaten up. (i have a few times when i was in elementry school, but i dont think that counts @_@)
[x] You never cry more than twice a month. (i havent cried in a long time)
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you. (does everybody thats been to my house agree that they can fit their whole extended family in my room?!)
[x] People don't use you for something you have. (i dont have anything that anybody wants)
[/] You have been to a concert. (do the ones in the park count?)

[ ] You have over 50 friends on Facebook. ( i have quite a few facebooks, but not able to get on them. AND I KEEP GETTING FRIEND REQUESTSIN MY EMAIL. probably over 70) T-T
[ ] Your parents let you have a Facebook. (they have no idea >: )
[x] You get allowance.
[/] You collect something normal. (blanket pieces? Q^Q; )
[x] You look forward to going to school. (I like learning, but i dont like projects or mean kids)
[ ] You don't wish you were someone else. (NONONO i love myself)
[ ] You play a sport (i used to)
[/] You do something after school. (homework, thinking about vacation and chickens)

[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents. (almost never)
[x] You are happy with your appearance. (kinda. i like how my face looks without pimples, but i dont like my arms or thighs. but apparently i have a nice ass?)
[/] You aren't self-conscious at all. (im self-conscious about my arms ang thighs, but otherwise, no)
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.

[/] You know what is going on in the world. (i watch the news in the morning, but that dosent mean i know whats going on all the time)
[x] You care about so many people. (pretty much everybody!)
[x] You are happy with your life. (are you kidding me? i love my life!im happy with the way that i am)
[/] You know more than one language. (more spanish than most people in my spanish class)
[x] You have a screen name. pffffft
[x] You own a pet. (one SUPER AWESOME dog and in a while some chickens )
[x] You know the words to 5 songs
[ ] You don't have any enemies (i wish i didnt, but i broke a girls heart and i know she will never forgive me for it)
[x] You are a generally nice person (aww god. my niceness gets me into trouble most of the time)

alright. about chickens. im getting chickens near the end of the summer. my parents both had chickens when they were little, my grandmas and 3 grandpas had them, my aunt had them, my uncle had them and my cousins are getting them. i guess a love for chickens runs in the family!

my plans are to get a broody hen, which is basically a hen thats lost her feathers on her chest and has soft fluff instead, and then get 2 chicks for her to raise. they'll have a tractor run and plunty of grass! IM SO EXCITED!!!

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April 20, 2011, 6:17 pm

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so i finally ordered the Gamecube game, The Hobbit AND IM SO EXCITED

When i get it i think i'll finish it in one day, but its worth it! ITS ALL WORTH IT. I AM NOTHING WITHOUT YOU, GAME.

ohmigrodohmigrodohmigrodohmigrodohmigrodohmigrodohmigrodohmigrodohmigrodohmigrodohmigrodohmigrodohmigrod

Yes?

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April 20, 2011, 6:17 pm

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April 28, 2011, 7:14 pm

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so, I GOT THE HOBBIT YESTERDAY AND I WAS SO EXCITED!!

i put it in the wii, and turned it on but... FUCK. I DONT HAVE A GAMECUBE CONTROLLER. FUCK YOU, FUCK ME, FUCK THE WII.

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April 28, 2011, 7:14 pm

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so, some of you know that im reading The Green Mile, but what all of you dont know is...I think i love it even moar than i do The Lord Of The Rings series. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! you ask? well, King does an amazing job in capturing the characters and emotions. BUT KING ONLY WRITES HORROR BOOKS is probably what most of you are thinking.

your partially right. part of the book is horrifying, but most of it is heart warming to me. i have fallen in love with 2 characters. Delacroix and Brutus Howell

Delacroix really is a little kid, in size and mind. it touches me how he talks in Cajun French and his liking for his "pet" mouse, Mr. Jingles. hes a character i feel anybody who reads this book will quickly take a liking to. but when his time comes for him to walk the Green Mile (haha, see what i did thar?) i was bawling, sobbing. i swear, water works.

i guess i like, ahem...LOVE Brutus "Brutal" because he is everything i could ever hope to find in a man! tall, handsome, gentle, kind. Hubba Hubba. he dosent get very angry, but when he does, man, you hope he's not angry at you! but even when he is, he only use his MAN MUSCLES if he has to.

he's that kind of man you have dreams about!

PLEASE, IF YOU'VE ALREADY SEEN THE MOVIE AND LIKED IT, DONT SETTLE FOR JUST WATCHING IT! THE BOOK IS A BILLION TIMES BETTER
i really enchourage anybody to read this book...but only if your over 14.